August262014

tonightinatlanticcity:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

OKAY THAT WAS KIND OF A FUCKING TWIST.

(via exxclusivepants)

1PM
August252014

jobhaver:

redgrieve:

Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t

federal mandates on standardized testing necessitate that all children nationally be taught certain curriculum at particular grade levels

(via exxclusivepants)

AHAHA 

11PM
2PM

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

List of incredibly hot things to say during sex:

  • GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
  • BLESS US AND SPLASH US PRECIOUS
  • THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
  • MUSTER THE ROHIRRIM
  • RELEASE THE RIVER
  • ISILDUR

(via exxclusivepants)

2AM
August242014
1PM
12AM
cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

(via geeky-cas)

August232014

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

(via lesbianwarriors)

10PM

Rough translation:

"I said leave!
I won’t turn on the music again.
Out. Now. You cunt.”

- Excuse me?

"Sorry, Sir cunt."
(Police moves back in)

(Technically its not sir, just the formal You)

9PM

"What if I said yer mother was a whore?"

The room grew quiet. Tempi turned to look at me. Curiosity. “What is whore?”

"He says your mother is a person men pay money to have sex with."

Tempi turned back to the mercenary and nodded graciously, “You are very kind sir. I thank you.”

~Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man’s Fear (via starlordsdickmessage)

(via geeky-cas)

9PM

gealac:

haruri33:

だるまさんが転んだ。

Ruby tries to do this all the time but she’s so bad at being sneaky she always gets to excited and ruins it :~)

(Source: sizvideos, via geeky-cas)

3PM

cafechan:

fuzzlesan:

ilaikbananas:

heroofbagels:

tf2maelgwyn:

Killer Queen - Queen (Isolated Vocals)

This is what I imagine God must sound like.

#eargasm

#CHRIST #i feel like i’m being welcomed into heaven holy hell

And I don’t sound *anything* like that

Accapellas are literally the best thing by the way

aASKFHASFHASFH this is awesome

THE DESCENT OF ANGELS ONTO EARTH.

voice of an angel

(Source: fuckyeahmercury, via michellemyfrenchhornbell)

(722,137 plays)

3PM

basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

(via michellemyfrenchhornbell)

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